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Kenny Mayne
Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!
Hey, it IS Motown.
I am amused by the simplicity of this game.
Take a seat. More beer for me.
I'm not sure what the pitch is, but it tastes like chicken.
Call the hostess. Your seat is ready.
Get in the hole!
Take me to your leaders!
It's a homonym, not an antonym!
Elephant carwash!
It's back. It's way back. Not comin' back. Hit someone in the back.
That must be a Homer, Simpson, cuz the pitcher just said D'oh!
Tell 'em what they've's an American League baseball game. (or other sporting league)
He found him, cause he knows him, cause they're teammates.
Only Barnes and Noble lets someone stand around longer doing nothing.
Right into the clown's mouth.
And with that you get eggroll.
It's never iffy if it's Griffey.
We're gonna show it again, cause we have editing equipment.
I am the most popular player in all the land!
Even with deragatory credit, you can own a new car!
But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets.
...not pictured.
Not all on one play. That'd be a record or something.
He's tall.
They're so cute at this age.
My power is beyond your understanding!
He's choppin' broccoli.
This land is mine for as far as the ball shall travel!
Still plenty of good seats available...if you're just drivin' around.
He has successfully reached the 18-34 year old target audience.
Of course, I'm an excellent driver.
Jeff Gordon takes the checkered flag, and he'll have to give it back for the next race.
He's gonna get his name in the paper.
Everyone put your hands up, way up in the air, and wave them as if there are no reprecussions.
Major Deegan!
Rod Beck, where it's at.
And the players are gay...and joyful.
I am king of the diamond.
Now for the funny cars...and they're hysterical.
They're seniors, but they're active seniors.
Now on to tackle football news....
We show you this to see how women 18-34 feel about the play.
Chokin' on a splinter.
Hooooooome rrrrrrrun.
Crash in turn three. Cheech and Chong are involved.
Would you like another? No thanks, I'm done.
Boop... boop... boop...
It's just another case of The Man keeping us down.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
This is a reminder that Entertainment coupons may not be used for "Surf and Turf".
Portions of this game were taped for training purposes...
Hey, we're all mammals here.
He scored [number] off the bench. Had he been on the bench, he'd have been out of bounds.
El es un grande [muchacho/hombre].
Later on the car was torn apart by wild dogs.
He hit it over some fencing they had set up in the outfield.
He/she hit it into a hole in the ground.
Obviously, he hasn't watched Tom Emanski's "Defensive Drills". It's endorsed by Fred McGriff, you know.
That's his first homerun/goal. The media pressure will be intense for his second.
Share...and he does.
Did you know? Did you have any idea? Are you as stupid as we are?
You hang it. We bang it.
He makes the restaurant-quality play.
[Player name] had [number] assistises.
Trees died to make that bat.
[Football player] has decided to tackle people on behalf of the [NFL team]. Terms of the contract are not disclosed, but we believe it has something to do with money.
My car costs more than your house!
Behold the power of cheese.
The following players need to get their parental permission slips...
The score is tied at the end of regulation play, and that can only mean one thing...bonus baseball [or other sport].
[Name of player]...he's better than you are.

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