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From: Anonymous Entered: 1/5/2003 10:39:50 PM
Subject: Stuart Scott Sucks

I cant stand stuart scott anymore hes the worst anchor ever, and the bad part is he thinks hes all that

From: don't worry bout it Entered: 1/22/2003 7:24:18 PM
Subject: you must be crazy

you must be crazy to think that. Stuart Scott is a SportsCenter God. And you call yourself a SportsCenter fan...go home!!

From: LaVerna Entered: 1/22/2003 11:28:23 PM
Subject: Stuart Scott

God bless Stuart Scott!! I think that he's SC's best;
my stomach turns when others try to emulate him,
Van Pelt being the worst.

From: Anonymous Entered: 1/27/2003 12:02:45 PM
Subject: I think he's great

After watching analyze on NFL Primetime I think he does a great job along with TJ and Steve Young. Off the subject but does anyone know if he's married?

From: Anonymous Entered: 1/29/2003 11:38:52 AM
Subject: Stuart Scott

Yes, he is.

From: dan Entered: 2/9/2003 2:38:11 AM
Subject: a praise of stuart scott

Lord Stuart (not a Tudor) Scott is the greatest anchor to ever hit the television screen, delivering lines of such eloquence with an incredible ease. He is a God among men, a diamond in the rough, if you will. Whoever thinks Stuart Scott sucks...a plague upon you...and your cat. Your sister is ugly too.
Oh Stu! Carry the torch that such men as Keith Olberman, Kenny Mayne and Craig Kilborn have carried before you, and that such forces as Dan I have a lot of Irish in My name Patrick, Rece's Pieces and The Swami continue to carry today...Lead on...we will follow.....

From: joe Entered: 3/13/2003 8:52:53 AM
Subject: stuart is terrible

if i see this guy i have decide whether or not to even watch SC. all his talk is related to throwing poppy hip hop verses into EVERY sports highlights. and his damn "throw two fingers" peace symbol is about as cool as it gets. the problem, he loves himself more than anything else...

bring back kenny mayne!!!
more van pelt, patrick, eisen, frazier

From: Booyah!! Entered: 5/5/2003 9:38:56 PM
Subject: Stuart Scott

Don't hate because he gives people a reason to watch ESPN. EXCUUUSE him for bringin' "urban" viewership while X games & motocross is off for the night. Let's see manly lookin' Linda Cohn do that all by herself??? Huh?

From: Scott Stewart Entered: 8/4/2003 6:35:59 PM
Subject: Stuart Scott Sucks

Yeah, he does suck. His new fake glasses suck. His workout with the jets sucked...except for the part where he practically lost his left eyeball. That was nice. His painted on mustache sucks. His 'down your throat blackness' sucks. It's fake. I'm blacker than he is and I'm German Irish for god's sake. He more irritating to me than anyone could know...and I would avoid him, but he pops his dome into every stinking sports show I want to enjoy on ESPN. Please, Stuart, go away.

From: Mean Entered: 8/12/2003 9:28:16 AM
Subject: Stu Scott is Gay

I busy watching this chat with Stu on SOmeone asks him if he remembers where he was when the US won in 80, his answer and I quote

"football season had ended a month and a half before. I was busy rehearsing for the play "Bye Bye Birdie" at Mt. Tabor High School with my favorite teacher ever Miss Carol Midura. She was probably my favorite because we used to have cast parties at her house."

WTF? What does football ending a month earlier have to do with anything? Your a puss trying to sound tough while admitting you acted in gay plays.

From: Tracie Entered: 8/23/2003 2:33:25 PM

Does anyone know if Keith Olberman is married, ever has been married, or is dating anyone? Wasn"t he rumored to be dating Rebecca Lobo?

From: Anonymous Entered: 8/31/2003 6:52:07 AM
Subject: you freakin DORKS!

I stopped watching sports center after the Super Bowl last year. I can't stomach the awful anchors (yes they all suck) and their try-to-be-funny comments. SC went down hill years ago after Oberman left, and has never recovered. Linda Cohn, you are ugly. You can give up the scarf at any time, it's not working. You are not funny. Your comments suck. Stu, sweet glass eye. You aren't funny either. Nor are you black. So give up the gangsta persona.
SC sucks and so does The Magazine.

From: Patrick Entered: 10/6/2003 7:24:47 PM
Subject: stuart scott sucks

That poppeyed salamander sucks. He's embarassing.

From: Anonymous Entered: 10/15/2003 10:55:16 PM
Subject: stu scott

does stu have a fake eye?

From: Scotty Mac Entered: 10/20/2003 8:07:23 PM
Subject: Stu sux

Doesn't ESPN realise that EVERY time I see Stu is on I change the channel? And I mean EVERYTIME. AND I HATE THAT! And I'm not alone!

He just ruins a good sporting time with his personalised babble crap! STOP! NO ONE cares about your 55 second freestyle anecdotes to set up a story. You're becoming the story and effectively RUINING the story.

Scott (not Stu)

From: Debra Entered: 10/21/2003 1:41:20 PM
Subject: Stuart Scott - GET OFF HIS BACK!

You know, you guys really need to get off your wild degredation of Stuart Scott. I don't think he stinks. What I do thinks stinks is anyone who wants to settle for the white-bread, bland, just-the-facts- ma'am sports reporting that too many of you seem to like. If I wanted that, I'd be watching Jim Nance on CBS! (Which I'm not. Are you?)

I don't care that the brother mixes in some street talk. Any black person knows that he's not ghetto. You can tell that right away. And here's a bit of info. for you: HE WOULDN'T EVEN BE AN ANCHOR AT ESPN IF HE WAS GHETTO. TV executives work this way: they don't let you in the door if you don't speak the king's English after getting out of j-school. Scott is in there because he is a black man (quota... we need to satisfy the quota) who is great at sounding "white." (Mike Tirico, however, is The Master.) Any fool would know this.

Anyway, the point is, let Scott be. He's not the worst and certainly is good.

And frankly, I welcome a bit of diversity of language in ESPN's sports shows. Just like the "Jacked Up" football hits-segment that ESPN ran last night on the Monday night pregame show, it's just fun.

From: Anonymous Entered: 10/27/2003 11:11:27 AM
Subject: stuart scott

i like stuart scott. hes on sportscenter right now. he's proud of where he came from (the state of north carolina just like i am) and u all shouldnt hold that against him. its a pleasure 2 watch him on sportscenter when hes on. thats all i have 2 say about that

From: Frank Z Entered: 11/3/2003 7:41:35 PM
Subject: People are Sheeple and Stuart Scott is a chud

I agree that Stuart Scott sucks to such a degree that the word "googol" could be mentioned and that if I ever saw him in person I would seriously punch him in the head, but I wonder if we shouldn't first blame ESPMTV for perpetuating sheeple and ruining team sports, most notably, the NBA and college basketball.

When the bottom finally falls out on the NBA (the NFL should be fine), Nike should also be blamed. Both are keeping black people down. If you college kids are looking for a new drinking game, watch ESPMTV shows and the following Nike commercials and take a sip of beer whenever you see a dunk or something hip-hop and you'll probably have to have your stomach pumped.

Nike's exploitations are well-documented, and ESPMTV should also be examined for creating an entire generation of young athletes who have watched ESPMTV from the cradle. The NBA is suffering from this. But ESPMTV and companies like Nike don't give a shit because they're cashing in. It is like a freight train full of dynamite gone out of control.

Urban kids don't need $200 shoes, and the NBA doesn't need players who's sole motivating purpose is to attain personal recognition. It's supposed to be a team sport. The shoes aren't that great and the level of fundamentals in the NBA has fallen off greatly. So what gives?

Back to Whitey Scott. One night Whitey was on, trying to sound like a real black, and he stole a joke from one of Dennis Miller's stand-up monologues back in the 80's where Dennis says "Reagan, 77 and he's in charge of 'the button'. My Grandfather's 77 and we won't even let him let him use the remote control."
Stuart stole this joke for a stupid, long-winded segue into a feature piece about someone who was old-as-hell and goes "77 and he's in charge? My grandfather's 77 and we won't even let him use the remote control." Uh, Stuart, that joke's already been used. Oh, and when someone who went to UNC wipes their ass, it's not worth mentioning. Just shut the fuck up.

I feel forced to watch ESPMTV because it has the best NFL coverage. Now it's letting Stuart host the Monday Night pre-game show. It's almost time for a total boycott. The real reason for his ever-growing infringement are you sheeple who enjoy Stuart Scott in the first place. Stuart is not cool. Stuart is keeping you down and is making you dumber.

Thanks ESPMTV for molding all of these great minds and for giving us what we want.

And yes, Debra, I would rather watch Jim Nantz (you spelled his name wrong) because he just does the job. You sound like an ESPMTV employee.


Top Ten Dark Alley list:
(those you would most want to meet in one)

1. Stuart Scott
2. Ben Affleck
3. Verne Troyer
4. Osama
5. Kobe (even before he raped that chick)
6. Saddam
7. Stuart's Scott's mom
8. Keyshawn
9. Linda Cohn (for not putting poison in his coffee)
10. the guy that hired Stuart

From: John on the FM Entered: 11/10/2003 10:09:42 AM
Subject: Stuart Scot is a Jock Sniffer

Ray Lewis wired for sound.. then this mornign Stuart Scott is like Ray Lewis is a leader.. and hearing ray lewis wired for sound is "riveting personified."

i am so damn sick of stuart scot the joc sniffer.. and i am so sick of ESPN promoting murdering thugs liek Ray Lewis. Lewis does not belong on espn or the NFL. ray lewis should be in a jail. if he is not a murderer he is at the very least someone who gives murderers rides in his limo. ray why was there blood in your limo? why where you helping murderers escape? and now stuart scot calls him a leader.. what a joke.. stuart scots promotes thigs on tv.

From: Brice Entered: 11/10/2003 8:36:39 PM
Subject: stuart is great

Stu is a great anchor. He anylizez and predicts like a king. I don't think there will ever be another anchor like him

From: Anonymous Entered: 12/9/2003 12:49:03 AM
Subject: worst

Stuart Scott is terrible. His wandering eye is creepy. His catch phrases are idiotic. Here's a memo to Stuart: You're White! You are an unathletic nerd who covers sports. Stop trying to quote famous black people. You are White! The only black people who are more white than Stuart are Mike Turico and the Gumble brothers ... and they don't pretend to be someone they are not.

From: Anonymous Entered: 12/15/2003 7:44:45 AM
Subject: Stuart Scott Sucks

Remember that you are broadcasting to everyone who watches Sportscenter, not just the "playas" and "gs". I'm certainly not a square, middle-aged caucasian; I embrace some of the hip-hop culture. However when I'm watching the sports highlights, I'd rather hear some english narrative. If I want to "get some", then I'll watch "Doggy Fizzle

From: Anonymous Entered: 12/21/2003 11:53:00 PM
Subject: Stuart Scott Blows Goats

Yes, I stole the "Blows Goats" from Wayne's World. It's just as original as the shit Stuart comes up with in his lame ass sports casts. Get that jackass off TV and send him back to "the hood" that he pretend's to come from so he can get raped by some of his "boyzzz". Stuart Scott has taken sucking to the next level with phoney, in your face, blackness.

From: Carolina Sucks Entered: 12/22/2003 2:26:44 PM
Subject: UncSux

Stuart Scott sucks. His (Tar Hole) interjections everytime a UNC player is metioned has gotten old. Funny Stu doesn't mention the Tar Holes when Rasheed Wallace does one of his infamous antics. Stuart Scott with his fake glasses, and his over rehearsed "catch" phrases makes him out to be a total dork. I never watch SC when Stuart Scott is on. He is biased behond belief. He's always had his nose so far up M. Jordan's butt, Mike probably thought he had a permanent growth.

Right here STU

From: Jerry Entered: 1/2/2004 9:22:08 PM
Subject: Stewy Scott Sucks ASS!!!

I am glad to know I am not the only one who changes the channel every time I see this affirmative action poster child shove his skin tone down my throat. As much as I love Keith and Dan I have to blame this on them. Now everyone is a F'ing comedian. Why can't I just get the highlights and scores without some jerkoff screaming BOOOO-YEAH every 5 minutes?

You suck STEWY!!!

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