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From: Matt Entered: 12/5/2002 8:26:07 PM
Subject: Berman's puns on player's names

I think that it would be great if this site also listed Berman's puns. This is just a suggestion, though. I can name a few:
Edgar "trailer for sale or" Renteria
Curtis "my favorite" Martin
Eric "sleeping with" Bieniemy
Mike "after dinner" Minter
David "green" Akers
Zeron (makes phlegm noise) Flemister
Barry "U.S." Bonds
Sammy "Say it ain't" Sosa
Mike "Nova" Scioscia
Roberto "remember the" Alomar

I know I'm missing some obvious ones. Can anyone think of any others?

From: Altar Webmaster Entered: 12/6/2002 9:24:15 AM
Subject: Looking for Bermanisms?

There used to be a pretty good website entirely devoted to Bermanisms run by Mr. Goodbytes [now defunct?], so I didn't want to retread any territory that was already covered. If you do a search on Yahoo!, you'll find there are a smattering of other sites that run lists of Berman nicknames as well. I'll try to see if any of them are worth adding as a link on this site. I also have a Word document from a fan of the site who compiled all of Berman's baseball nicknames [a bit dated now]. Links to both are on the News page under "Anchor-Specific Links".

-- Chris, Altar Webmaster

From: Sam Entered: 1/19/2004 8:32:33 PM
Subject: Bermanisms

You say Houshmandzeda i say Houshmandzada (he is a WR for the Bengals)

Daylight come and i want Delhomme (about Jake Delhomme)

Garrison "I Look at the First" Heart

Werewolves of London Fletcher

Juan "Going Going" Gonzalez

Sandy "Remember the Other" Alomar Jr.

From: Anonymous Entered: 4/26/2005 11:47:09 PM
Subject: Berman

Andre "Bad Moon" Rison

From: Chris Berman's Viagra Entered: 5/11/2005 6:53:03 PM
Subject: names

Dean Beans and Sushi (Dean Biasucci)
Kevin "Large Mouth" Bass
Bill Pidto Pocket

From: Ken Foree Entered: 5/23/2005 7:28:29 PM
Subject: Bermanisms

Bobby "wife beatin" Cox

From: el macho borracho Entered: 5/23/2005 10:56:07 PM
Subject: bermanism

Evander "anti condom" Holyfield
Ken "Crack"aniti
Barroid Bonds
Bobby Huggins and chuggins
Larry "Frat house of" Eustachy

From: number 2 stunna Entered: 6/28/2005 8:04:01 PM
Subject: beermanisms

Andrew "beergut" Bogut

From: niagga Entered: 7/13/2005 10:44:50 PM
Subject: bearminism

Leonard means Little manslaughter not

From: Anonymous Entered: 10/7/2005 2:54:46 PM
Subject: bermanisms

Bert "be home" Blyleven

Kurt "what is this" Manwaring

Chris "Hunt For Red Octo" Berman

Miguel Tebiga de are, Tejada de fall

From: Gay Allen Entered: 10/19/2005 7:54:40 PM
Subject: bemanizm

Jake "daylight come and me want to" Delhomme
Clinton Por-ti-se-re, Por-ti-se-se La Bamba Portis
Jerome "exit wound" McDougle

From: Bob Entered: 2/12/2007 12:01:47 PM
Subject: Bermanisms

Ty I faught the Law the Law won
The Schwame's (sp?) cousin Kwame Brown

From: red dog Entered: 8/20/2007 9:51:07 PM
Subject: bermanisms

Jaoquin "the floor over you" Andujar

From: Adam Hoch Entered: 1/13/2009 12:48:18 AM
Subject: bermanisms

lito "shuffle" sheppard
"temple" Bethel Johnson
david "green" akers
warrick "well" dunn
jay fiedler "on the roof"
Todd "uriah" heap
"the cutting" edgerrin james
Akili "heel" smith
correll "general" buckhalter
Ah AH ah ahman green
tim couch "potato"
"the winner and reigning" champ bailey

From: ur face Entered: 1/24/2009 12:48:28 AM
Subject: ur face

Donald duke and the Driver
Daunte salt and Culpepper

From: JBo Entered: 1/28/2009 2:56:51 PM
Subject: my favorite

Pat "your momma's gotta" Listach (Brewers infielder)

From: Superdawg Entered: 11/7/2009 2:13:00 PM
Subject: Bermanisms

my favs....
Scott "supercalifragilisticexpiali" Brosius
Chuck "New Kids on" Knoblauch
Micheal "HE HE" Jackson

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